Thank goodness you clicked here. I don't know how much more of this I could have taken. Look, you and I both know your very reason for getting out of bed in the morning is to see what new and exciting things I've posted. So, why not do us both a favor and let me know what's going on with you? I can't read your mind, ya know? It'd surely be nice to hear from you once in a while. And if there was something you wanted to see on here, and you asked real sweet like, I'd probably even make it my next priority. I'm just sayin'. Alright, you can go back to bed now.
P.S. I miss you already.
P.S.S. If you ever want to talk, I'm right here.